{"product_id":"effin-birds-2027-day-to-day-calendar","title":"Effin' Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003eTurn your desk into a nest of fowl-mouthed chaos and cackles with this \u003cem\u003eEffin' Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed a little bird-fueled rage to get you through the day? The \u003cem\u003eEffin’ Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar\u003c\/em\u003e has you covered. This furious flock of foul-mouthed fowls simply does not give a cluck, and their rage is infectious. Each weekday page features full-color vintage bird artwork, paired with sweary sayings that are both funny and painfully relatable. Combined weekend pages provide space for you to create expletive-laden captions of your own, ad-lib style. Whether you’re laughing out loud or just nodding in salty agreement, these birds are here to make sure your year is full of sweary hilarity!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePage size: 5.354\" x 4.488\"\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55053915521390,"sku":"210000083517","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/5615\/6782\/files\/ccnpagqd3qytlviooos0.jpg?v=1789774117","url":"https:\/\/silverinthecity.com\/products\/effin-birds-2027-day-to-day-calendar","provider":"Silver in the City","version":"1.0","type":"link"}