{"product_id":"mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-holiday-card-gift-set","title":"Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Holiday Card Gift Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude? Bad Betty's Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Contents: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 12 miniature kraft envelopes \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Box  Cards Include \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Fa–la–fucking–la \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• ‘Tis the damn season. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Spoiler alert: he dies. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Save water, drink cocoa. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• He sees you when you’re drinking . . . \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Nothing for you, whore! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Santa doesn’t believe in you either. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Merry Christmas to my favorite ho. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e• Bite me.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67855058764142,"sku":"210000085867","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/5615\/6782\/files\/xbpzjnau6dhyhk8hiuqy.jpg?v=1792761962","url":"https:\/\/silverinthecity.com\/products\/mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-holiday-card-gift-set","provider":"Silver in the City","version":"1.0","type":"link"}