Tchotchkes and Their F*cked-up Thoughts

Discover what your favorite trinkets really think of you—in this wickedly funny illustrated gift book.

Ever wonder if your ceramic Buddha is silently judging your life choices? Or if your antique compass is dizzy from your lack of direction? In Tchotchkes and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts, your quirky collectibles finally speak their minds—and they are brutally honest.

Inside you'll find:

• 55 full-color illustrations of inanimate objects with serious emotional baggage

• Snarky, witty, and surprisingly insightful one-liners from baubles, trinkets, and bric-à-brac